Dartford Events Calendar

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Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em show

Name: Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em show
Start: 2026-08-06T07:30:00+01:00
End: 2026-08-08T07:30:00+01:00
Location: Orchard West

6 August @ 7:30 am - 8 August @ 7:30 am

£15

Set in the 1970s era of the hit BBC TV show, hilarious mishaps and DIY disasters unravel in this brilliant ensemble farce.

Betty is pregnant but, as she attempts to tell Frank, he is preoccupied by possible newfound fame as a magician. With guests arriving for dinner and crossed wires all round, priceless misunderstandings are on the menu. Hilarious mishaps and DIY disasters bring the house down, quite literally in this ensemble farce.

Trafalgar Trust in collaboration with Erith Playhouse are pleased and privileged to deliver this production of Some Mothers Do ‘Av ‘Em. Featuring a 5 star cast who performed to stellar reviews at the Playhouse in November 2025.

“Watching Sean Ramsden’s performance of Frank is outstanding like watching Michael Crawford on the stage”

“Absolutely brilliant the best laugh I have had in years”

“The set was unbelievable”

“It was amazing like being taken back to my childhood”

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